You're filthy, dirty and just plain bad.
Lord
Kitchener does not
aprove. I suggest you turn off the computer and go and do something character
building instead, like play a good game of
rugger
or cricket, or croquet for the ladies.
Some kind of wholesome outdoor activity to build a bit of moral fibre. Sports!
Sports, tea and properly boiled food, that's what made
the
British Empire great!