Not to be taken internally. Don't touch that, you don't know where it's been. Don't pick your nose! Always wash
your hands after going to the toilet. Sealed for your protection. I wouldn't eat that if I were you. Yuck. Warning:
smoking causes lung cancer. What an amazing smell you've discovered. Apply sparingly to the affected area and rub
in gently - 2 to 3 times daily. Try and keep your hands away from your eyes and mouth. Don't share needles. Be
sure to cook the chicken pieces all the way through. Never eat anything bigger than your own head. Light and stand
well back. Don't drive or operate heavy machinery. How positively vile! Exceeds recommended maximum dose. Apply
disinfectant to cuts and abrasions. May cause anal leakage. Earwax tastes nasty. If symptoms persist, see your
doctor. Yetch. Wear latex gloves at all times. Use a water based lubricant. Keep refrigerated. I think I'm going
to be sick. Don't eat yellow snow. Don't chew your nails, you don't know what's under there. May cause hair loss.
I wouldn't touch that if I were you. Winners don't take drugs. Bleaurgh! Go easy on the creame liqueurs. Dispose
of in a plastic bag. Turn your head and cough. Induce vomiting and call a doctor. May contain traces of nuts.
Removes greasy stains. If the canary dies, run! Clean thoroughly with turpentine and a wire brush. Fluoridation is
a Communist plot to sap our vital essences. You should cut back on the whole frozen chocolate cheesecakes. Wash
under running water. Do not reheat. Don't swim downstream of the abattoir. May cause itching in approximately 0.7%
of the population. Ick! Would you clean your beautiful bath by hash scratching? No natural food is colored blue.
Wipe clean and wash. That's repulsive. Lie back and think of England. Don't lick that. Wear a breathing mask, and
do not use in a confined area. Always wear a condom. May cause dizziness or nausea. Drinking milk will get rid of
the burning sensation. Not to be taken with alcohol. Plaque causes tooth decay. Waxes and shines. This feels yucky.
Check for discoloration around edges. Heroin is bad for you. Not to be taken orally. Just nasty. Nil by mouth.
Sterilize after use. It feels so good when I stop. This has been a public service announcement from the Ministry of
Confusion"
